Infernos, Chaos, and First-class Ish-Starting
Atlantis Idlewild is your average woman, with a not-so-average family.
Her dad needs to be kept away from anything that can be used as an
accelerant. Her mom needs to be kept a
full yardstick away from her man, unless her parents want to set a record for
oldest couple to conceive without medical intervention. She even has an extra dad who is as white as
his naval uniform, a special ops brother who is put out that he cannot kill her
ex, and a young co-ed who has a perfectly nice room in one of the most
impressive sorority houses in the U.S., but spends so much time at her own
house, that everyone thinks the girl is her daughter. One would think that the
special kind of crazy that is her family is what led to her divorce, but alas the
crazy is the only thing keeping her sane. She’s divorced because her ex decided
to try his hand at douchebaggery.
Theodoric Ermenrich might make his living by maintaining order, but he
doesn’t mind a little bit of crazy. Of
course, it wouldn’t matter if he did considering his family is chock-full of it.
The Ermenrich clan might be renowned for their business prowess, but they have
some characters in the bunch, including a five-time kumite champion, a derrickman,
and a SWAT team member...and those were just the women. Chaos was simply a way
of life for his clan, so getting into a little bit of sh*t didn’t faze
Theodoric, which was a good thing considering his current quest involved
getting the lovely, voluptuous Atlantis to give him the time of day. He was not
above using her soft spot for his son to make it happen...or above using his
army of attorneys, or his personal jet to spirit her father away from the
inferno he'd set in the name of revenge. Infernos, chaos, and melees. Sounded like an average day in the Ermenrich
family.
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